(2024-03-01) Not Stirred

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Author:	Mishell
Summary:	Captain Zath Tyrrell replies to the Vice Admiral's letter regarding his sister.
Rating:	T for Teen

Vice Admiral,

I elected not to shake your sister, as she returned to Stormwind sufficiently pre-shaken. A busy man does not squander his efforts on a task so egregiously redundant as a self-punishing crime. As for how her involvement came to be, I will not dignify that with an answer, as we have both met the girl.

By the by, I am no more fooled by your towering rage than I am by her devil-may-care demeanor. How fortunate for both of you that I am the devil. Trust that under my watchful eye, the environment she returned to is precisely the appropriate one.

As for how I am, thank you for asking. I am currently in abject despair that your wife insists upon manufacturing more Fallons.

Yours respectfully,

Captain Zath Tyrrell
6th E.U., 7th Legion